1. Pumpkin beer is as good as it sounds, order it more.
2. For people watchin -> Drunk people at concerts > Drunk people in bars.
3. You can make it through a day of work with only 3 hours of sleep.
3-1. But dont do it very often.
4. Apologize to Ryne Sandberg for how dumb the Cubs are.
5. Tell Tom Ricketts that Jim Hendy should not be in charge of this team anymore.
6. Make a checklist for Vegas cause you are an idiot and forget to bring vital things.
7. I hate ESPN’s bias more and more every time I watch Sportscenter.
8. When I have a kid, he/she will only play video games online with me by him/her cause holy crap kids these days online have trash mouths and I blame parents.
D. Where did that D come from? I think I was trying to be cool and maybe succeeded?
10. …..
11. Buy more Goose Island, you are on your last one.